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Joke:Don't Step on the Ducks!?
3 men go to heaven and meet the gate keeper. The gate
keeper saids "There is only one rule here if you step on a
duck, you will be punished and be tied to a smelly, ugly, gross,
rude person for a month, and if you don't step on a duck for 3
weeks, you would be tied to a very pleasant, beautiful person."
So they all agree and are allowed in. 1 week later, one man
steps on a duck and gets tied to an ugly person. 2 weeks
later, another man steps on a duck and gets tied to another
ugly person. 3 weeks later, the third man is rewarded and gets
tied to a gorgeous blonde with a full chest and nice "rump".
He saids "what did I do to deserve this?" and the blonde
replies "I don't know, but I stepped on a duck."
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