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joke.....10 reasons god created eve?
10. Adam would frequently become lost in the garden
because he would not ask for directions.
9. One day Adam would require someone to
locate and hand him the remote.
8. Adam would never go out and buy himself a new fig
leaf when his wore out and would therefore need
Eve to buy one for him.
7. Adam would never be able to make a doctor's,
dentist's or haircut appointment by himself.
6. Adam would never remember which night
to put the garbage on the curb.
5. If the world was to be populated, men would never
be able to handle the pain and discomfort of childbearing.
4. As the Keeper of the Garden, Adam would never remember
where he left his tools.
3. Adam needed someone to blame his troubles on
when God caught him hiding in the garden.
2. As the Bible says, "It is not good for man to be alone."
1. When God finished the creation of Adam,
He stepped back, scratched his head, and said,
"I can do better than that."
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