Thread: Im trying to remember the Pinocchio story is this it..?

Pinocchio had a human girlfriend who complained about splinters whenever they had ,well you know..Anyway. Pinocchio, went to visit Gepetto to see if he could help.

Gepetto suggested he try sandpaper wherever it was needed and Pinocchio skipped away happy.

A couple of weeks later, Gepetto saw Pinocchio skipping happily down the street and asked him, "How' is your girlfriend?"

Pinocchio replied, "Who needs a girlfriend?

lol... i never heard it, but that was kinda funny..