randkcarpenterfan

This is one of the funniest jokes I've heard in years.

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The principal's son stayed after class and asked the teacher for help. When they were getting ready to leave, the principal's son asked the teacher, "Can you drive me home?" The teacher said, "I don't think that's the best idea". The student said, "I'm gonna tell my daddy!" So, the teacher agreed.

Once they arrived at his house, he said, "Come on in." The teacher walked in, and the boy said, "Can we go into the bathroom together?" The teacher said "no", and once again, the boy said "I'm gonna tell my daddy!" So she complied.

They were standing in the bathroom, and the boy says, "Can I turn off the lights?" The teacher says, "Of course not!" The boy says, "I'm gonna tell my daddy!" So, the teacher says "Okay."

Then, the boy says, "Can I put my finger into your belly button?" Baffled, the teacher says, "No!" The boy says, "I'm gonna tell my daddy!"

"That's not my belly button..."
"And that's not my finger."
What do you think? Funny?
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Thanks to all of you!
...and the original version contained a shower scene.
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