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If you ever contemplated criminality, what kind would it be? Do you think you'd be good at it? Why, why not?
Old 03-31-2008, 05:41 AM   #1 (permalink)
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If you ever contemplated criminality, what kind would it be? Do you think you'd be good at it? Why, why not?

Humor accepted, even expected, but not required.For example, we know ceilingcat would be "breaking and entering", but would probably leave too much fur behind.You can answer based on your avatar, your RL self, or both. Have fun!And I don't really know why, but the first option for this question was R&S -- go figure.
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If you ever contemplated criminality, what kind would it be? Do you think you'd be good at it? Why, why not?

I once thought about painting fake masters. Then I realized that they would probably notice if mona lisa looked like this :-)
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If you ever contemplated criminality, what kind would it be? Do you think you'd be good at it? Why, why not?

I'd be either a petty thief, criminal gambler, or John.Petty Thief: Wallets can add up. I'd be good at it, I know the tricks of the trade.Gambler: Know where "loose" machines are, in the process of learning how to count cards.John: Owning wh*res. Could life be better?
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As odd as this may sound, - I've always thought I could be an assassin.It is not that I relish the thought of taking a human life but, rather, I think it is readily apparent that some human beings contribute nothing to the whole of humanity and, being such parasites, I would have no qualms with the task of eliminating them.Not long ago a good friend of mine said that they thought that I would make a good Angel of Death; it is, to this day, the best compliment I've ever received.-
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Bible smuggling. I have no idea whether I'd be good at it. lol
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