Sir Barrence

I'm a bit miffed with her. I have reason to believe she has been using my bathroom while I am away at work. She has her own quarters for that type of behavior.

Also she has been folding my towels incorrectly, she bought the wrong brand of ketchup, and forgot to pick up my dry cleaning last week.

Worst of all, she hangs my suits in the closet with the open part of the hanger towards me, so I have to lift the hanger, push it farther into the closet, pull it down and then out. Is she trying to ruin me??

landersonjr1958

I would assume she also wiped your buttock in the wrong direction this morning also? She obviously must go.

Elliott O

i would agree your over-reacting

but hey, you asked for a prank

get some candles, oil and a love cd

sit on your sofa/bed/outside pool chair naked and call her through

you'll shock her to death