John T

i mean like a left handed screwdriver
a glass hammer .......................

Keri Dddddddd

I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

A day without sunshine is like, well, night.

Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population.

I'm on a 90 day diet.
So far,I've lost 45 days.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

He's not dead... he's electroencephalographically challenged.

Nick p

everyday is a gift that's why they call it the present

desert camel

a skirting board ladder
tartain paint
an ejector seat in a helicopter
a chocklate bleazer
ashrtay on a motorbike...
the list is endless

k k

this is a joke so no afence to anyone!

ur mamma fo fat ppl run round her 4 exsersize <---- ThIs Is A jk