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i have never posted a joke before is this one ok?
Old 06-05-2008, 06:53 AM   #1 (permalink)
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i have never posted a joke before is this one ok?

A man came into a restaurant and looked for a place to sit down, when he noticed an old man sitting in front of a dish of soup. But the old man was not eating it.

"What a pity," thought the biker. "This man is not eating his soup, but I am hungry. Eating his soup will be a good idea and I won't have to pay for it."

He sat at the old man's table, arrogantly just took his soup and started eating it. The old man did not react. When he was almost finished, he found a hairy comb at the bottom of the dish. He immediately vomited the soup back into the dish.

"That's strange," said the old man. "That's just as far as I got."
or did it make you sick
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