Homer Simpson...LOL...part 1?

12-15-2007, 11:05 PM

1. Operator! Give me the number for 911!

2. Oh, so they have internet on computers now!

3. Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!

4. Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

5. I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.

6. Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.

7. Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids.

8. Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'

9. Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals! Except the weasel.

10. Doughnuts. Is there anything they can't do?

12-15-2007, 11:07 PM

LMAO BRILLIANT i never thought about those realli funny ones before!

remember te one where maggie nearli fell out of the window?

marge - im the WORST mother in the world
homer - oh marge... we know that

lmao! starred

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to Ben J there is nothing to get... its just homer simpsons funniest quotes

12-15-2007, 11:09 PM

hahaha.
i love homer.
he's so funny.

12-15-2007, 11:14 PM

Thanks for the laugh. I really needed it this morning. lmao