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Here's an FBI joke. What do you think?
Three women were being interviewed for a job with the FBI. With them, came their wives.
"Alright, ladies. I'm going to test each one of you. I'm going to see just how reliable you are and if you would do anything the FBI told you to do."
"Okay."
"Cool by me."
"Whatever."
Behind the FBI agent are three rooms. The men were directed to each go to a room and close the door.
The first woman was given a gun.
"I want you to go into that room and kill your husband."
Reluctantly, she went into the room. She closed the door behind her and raised the gun at her husband. She pulled the trigger.
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The second woman was directed to go into the room where her husband was.
"Ma'am, here's your gun. I want you to kill your husband."
With a look of horror, she goes in, and closes the door behind her. She looks at her husband with tears, raises the gun, and pulls the trigger.
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The third woman then was given a gun by the agent.
"You know what to do. Kill him."
The woman took the gun, went into the room, raised her gun, and pulled the trigger.
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A few minutes later, the first two women and their husbands came out.
"Oh I was so scared that I would actually kill him... I'm glad it wasn't loaded!"
"What a relief!"
After the two women and their husbands had met up again, they hear a scream and then a crash. The agent and the other four people run over to the room where the third woman was. The woman comes out and says, "Well, he's dead! But hey! What was up with this gun? It wasn't loaded!"
None of the guns were loaded, their obedience was being tested. The agent wasn't actually going to have the women kill their husbands. Obviously, the third woman took it too seriously.
Just so you folks know, I can't carry a tune in a bucket.
Jokes either lol
Thanks, Platypus. Like I said, I can never retell a joke more than once.
Here's the actual joke. Wow, was I off.
I heard the same one with the men being tested. The first two couldn't pull the trigger to kill their wife and failed the test. The third went to the room and the FBI guy heard a shot and a lot of noise. The man came back and said, "the gun had blanks, so I had to strangle the b****!"
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