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Was he a crafty old sea dog?
In search of adventure, an attractive young lady decides to head to the far East and stows away on the first available ship.
After a month, the ship`s captain finds her - and is surprised that after a month at sea she`s well fed and cared for.
He realizes that she must have befriended someone on board, but is surprised when she confesses that it was his first officer.
Apparently every morning he would give her a full English breakfast and a bath, and had said he would continue to do so until they reached Japan.
And what did he ask in return? queried the captain.
You might say he took advantage, blushed the beauty.
Too bloody right he did, chuckled the captain.
You`re on the Liverpool to Birkenhead ferry.
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