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Is he being hard on himself?
Old 07-04-2008, 12:00 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Is he being hard on himself?

While away at a convention, an executive happened to meet a young woman who was pretty and intelligent.

When he persuaded her to undress in his hotel room, he
found out she had a superb body as well.

Unfortunately, the executive found himself unable to perform so he went home..

After a shower, the executive walked from the shower into the
bedroomto find his wife covered in a rumpled bathrobe, her hair curled, her facecreamed, munching candy loudly while she pored through a movie magazine.

Then, without warning, he felt the onset of a magnificent
erection.

Looking down at it, he snarled, "Why you ungrateful, mixed-up son of a bltch. Now I know why they call you a prlck!"
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