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Have you put your foot in it lately?
Luke's wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger. After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the "miracle" products to herself she asked,
"Darling, honestly what age would you say I am?"
Looking over her carefully, Luke replied, "Judging from your skin, twenty........ your hair, eighteen;............. and your figure, twenty-five."
"Oh, you flatterer!" she blushed.
Hey, wait a minute!" Luke interrupted.
............................ "I haven't added them up yet!"
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