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Guy said something weird, everyone laughed and I don't get the joke?
Old 09-28-2009, 04:08 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Guy said something weird, everyone laughed and I don't get the joke?

A guy I date and I met up with some of his friends for lunch. I wasn't hungry and they asked if I had already eaten. I said yes, and he said he made me a glazed donut, which was weird because he made me eggs and bacon. Everyone laughed and I just kind of went along with it. I don't get the joke, but I kind of feel like it was at my expense.

Why would he lie about what he made me for breakfast and what was so funny?
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Old 09-28-2009, 04:09 AM   #2 (permalink)
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I don't get the joke either
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Old 10-01-2009, 04:05 AM   #3 (permalink)
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it means he either jizzed (ejaculated) on a donut and fed it to you or jizzed in your mouth. sorry its vulgar but thats it. is he a perv?
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Old 10-10-2009, 04:00 AM   #4 (permalink)
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yeah, i didnt really get it, but i think hes meaning that the glaze is his uhh, c**. he sounds like a pr!ck to me

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Old 10-16-2009, 04:07 AM   #5 (permalink)
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he was making a sexual joke
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Old 10-17-2009, 04:02 AM   #6 (permalink)
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haha, he fucked your ass and he is joking about it, your a good slut.
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