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is this a good joke? am i funny? AUGH!!!!?
is this a good joke? it cracks me up, but when i told my cousin, he said it was (in his words) "this si the worst joke you have ever told me (my name here), and youve told me awful jokes in your time." well.
im soooo offended.
hmph.
do you agree?
i have a (IMO) good sense of humor, BUUUTTTTT...........
i could be wrong.
i loooovvvee bad puns, and this is one.
ok.
here it goes.
Mahamati Gahndi always walked around barefoot.
this gave him course, rough feet.
he was also very spiritual guy.
even when he wasn't fasting, he ate not alot.
due to his diet, he had very bad breath.
therefore, he was:
super caloused fargile mystic plauged with halototious.
thank you! ba dum bum CUSH!
ooo i just thought of a good one.
here it is.
the guidence councelor calls up a little boy named richie.
richie said "i want to be a comedian."
the guidence counselor says
"well richie, thats a good job. but i think you should be a grocher.
five years later, richie took te councelors advice and became a grocher.
but, still trying to fullfil his dream, he told this to every visa/ master card holder:
"we only take bad dum bum CASH!"
hahahaha i just started laughing.
please rate both (1-100) and tell me if my cousin is a jerk.
thanx!!!!!!!
-aspiring comedian, nerdlet21
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