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Old 07-16-2008, 03:14 PM   #1 (permalink)
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“Averest, get some fire wood” an Jolie an elderly lady said standing and walking to a soft flame at the base of a fireplace, A cold breeze swept through the cabin as Averest, A young, short, stocky boy stepped out of the hundred year old cabin, he trudged through the two foot snow stopping in front of a short and shortening stack of fiffin wood after grabbing a handful of wood he followed his tracks back to the cracked door he shoved it open and walked to what ever was left of a fire place and dumped all the wood on the dying flame but now it was dead. Seconds after Averest walked in a rubbery man ran in ignoring his etiquette he ran to the tall gangling table, picked it up and threw it against the door jamming it to prevent any one from entering
He dropped to his knees and groped at a dagger protruding from his side
“Hi Mi name is Rouge” Rouge said with what was a false accent
“I don’t mean you no trouble yep no trouble” he continued beginning to turn pale
“Sorry” Jolie admitted running to the cupboard and pulling out a rag “You used two negatives in your last sentence” she pressed the rag on his bloody side he grimaced as pain drove through his whole chest.
Rouge looked at her in utter confusion “What, two negatives!”
A young beautiful lady stepped from one of the corners; her presence stopping the feud instantly.
“Excuse me” Rouge almost yelled pulling his hat off, stood, and bowed “I didn’t know there was a lady in this room” he glanced back at Jolie and winked he almost fell but caught himself
“And it is my pleasure, to meet…” He paused still in his stoop
“My name is June and I came from the wardrobe” she uttered in perfect English her soprano accented voice making Rouge shiver
“Well it’s nice to make your acquaintance June from the wardrobe”
“I am tumni…” he stopped and looked back at every one.
June blushed “Thank you” she said still not knowing were she was
he stood from his stooping posture and faced Jolie.
“I’m sorry to bother you but um I’m tryin to get away from…” a face smashed up against the window June jumped back in horror, First I am scared into a stupid musty wardrobe and now I’m here and that, that thing at the window she thought momentarily.
The glass began to crack the face was all distorted, not like a humans but like a Morelkeiy a human who looked into the eyes of the deceitful Echelle the white witch ruled every forest and she had the power that if you looked in her eyes you were turned into a Morelkeiy.
“Oh” Rouge said getting closer to the morelkeiy “That’s my uncle” he chuckled Rouges hair began to fall out he had looked into the eyes Echelle.
Averest threw Rouge to the floor rapping his fingers around Rouges neck he pushed him against a wall holding him down
“Mr. Stay with me” Averest said pressing harder
rouge began to throw a violent fit smashing his head against the ground attempting to evade Averest’s grip he knew it was too late June turned around walked back into the corner and disappeared seconds later Junes voice rang out in her fakeish English accent “Look Peta it’s Narnia” Averest grabbed Rouges head and pulled it to his lap and rapped his arm around his neck and began to tighten his grip squeezing the oxygen from his lungs Rouge attempted to get out of the tight grip but Averest being a young man was very strong, he had a goal to be just like Arnold Shwartzenargger a famous body builder who lived in the woods he has won Mr. Tree award six times, Mr. Woods award four times, Jr. Woods award once, Mr. forest award six times, and the Mr. Ruler of the woods award four times, in addition to his extensive training he acted in the theater such as Hoxan the Motharian, and it’s sequel Hoxan the restorer, he also played in Demando, and the Exterminator one, two and three, he may play a little part in the Exterminator deliverance: The next generation the newest one they were all great hit’s with the village people, they were acted out on the stages in each little village people horded to the stage paying 8.50 for adults and 5.50 for children 12 and under

Averest held on until rouge stopped struggling now he jumped up and grabbed a gun that was hung on the wall and loaded two rounds of g4 in it he ran out the door screaming.


Rouge survived his attempted Suffocation,
He went on to play roles in the theater
such as the poker in The shadowy Night, or a young
Anxious boy in the patriarch
But later he died from an accidental over dose of macadamia
Nuts

June and her two brothers and one sister became queens and
kings of Share preavail but they were sucked back into ‘Wardrobe?’
Jolie lost all her table muscle, got a makeup job and became a
Famous actress she also adopted about half of Africa and was
With a brat pit bull.






The End
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