PLEASE INDICATE QUESTION NUMBER THEN ANSWER: (FEEL FREE TO ANSWER ALL OF THEM)
1. have a unibrow OR have a uniboob?
(Things to consider: no surgery. no pluckage.)
2. pole dance naked around a lampost in public OR pole dance naked in front of your family?
3. watch a porno movie starring your grandparents OR watch a porno movie with your grandparents?
4. be a hobo that everyone loves OR be a rich a-hole that no one likes?
5. have a 8 inch erection for the rest of your life OR a 2 inch penis?
6. (for straight people) chop off your own foot OR have sex with a person of the same gender as you?
7. orgasm every 5 minutes OR never orgasm again?

8. have mucus made out of semen OR saliva made out of urine?
9. have sex with an average-looking hooker with vaginal yeast and herpes OR have sex with a 90-year-old woman?
10. have a disease where you burp every 5 seconds OR have a disease where you have to pee every minute?