amanda

I'm no computer genius, but some of those I understood and thought they were funny!

mynameis_ anep

A bug in the code is worth two in the documentation.

According to my calculations the problem doesn't exist.

A computer's attention span is as long as its power cord.

A computer scientist is someone who fixes things that aren't broken.

Adding manpower to a late software project makes it later.

Air conditioned environment - Do NOT open Windows!

All computers wait at the same speed.

All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?

Willyoupleasehelpmefixmykeyboard?Thesp...

All you need to know is the user interface.

Alpha. Software undergoes alpha testing as a first step in getting user feedback. Alpha is Latin for "doesn't work."

Any programming language is at its best before it is implemented and used.

Any program that runs right is obsolete.

A paperless office has about as much chance as a paperless bathroom.

A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.

A Life? Cool! Where can I download one of those from?

ANNiE

Well for someone that liked computers alot it might be. I just don't get some of them but I do like "A Life? Cool! Where can I download one of those from?"

Hello

some are funny some not so much sorry.

Adelaide Lynn

Lol

Animals ???

Not funny

zebracakes

Um ... you must be a geek.

banana_taco

I don't think so.... It doesn't seem funny. i guess if you built computers maybe but, not to us regular people.