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Funny Jokes (Read if you need a good laugh)?
Why wasn't Jesus born in Mexico?
-Because he couldn't find three wise men or a virgin.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench?
-The bench can support a family.
How do you stop a Mexican from robbing your home?
-Put up a help wanted sign.
What do you call a Mexican driving a Mercedes-Benz?
-Grand Theft Auto
Why can't Mexicans be firemen?
-They can't tell the difference between Jose and Hose B.
What do you can 2 Mexicans playing basketball?
-Juan on Juan.
There was an airplane that was about to crash. There were 3 children, a doctor, a fireman, and a priest. But there was only 3 parashutes. The doctor says "Let the children jump off!" The Fireman says "F*** the children!" And the priest says "Do we have enough time!?"
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