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Old 09-06-2008, 09:20 AM   #1 (permalink)
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faster than the lion?

Two good friends are in a safari in Africa, it´s early one morning when they wake up and find that a lion is near looking at them.

One of them, slowly reaches to his backpack, open it and take out a pair of tennis shoes.

The other one asks to his friend: "Do you think that you can run faster than the lion wearing your tennis shoes?"

And the friend answers: "Maybe not, but faster than you I´m sure"
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P.S nice joke dude
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yeah he can run faster than the other guy but lions as always takes the one who seems aggressive and not the one that is petrified with fear har har har
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