Yaz

Iv'e seen MANY versions of these online usually changing the "players" but im a traditionalist so let hear if ya have any good ones!!!

An Irishman a Scotsman and an Englishman were lost in the forest and were captured by cannibals.
The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit.?So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits. The Irishman came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples."
The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten." The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed.
The Scotsman arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy. ?1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.
The Irishman and the Scotsman met in heaven. The Irishman asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The Scotsman replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the Englishman coming with pineapples."