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dog and cat diary... hope you like it?
dogs diary-
8:00 am-dog food my favorite thing
9:30 am-a car ride my favorite thing
9:40 am-a walk in the park my favorite thing
10:30 am-got rubbed and petted my favorite thing
12:00 pm-milk bones my favorite thing
1:00 pm-played in the yard my favorite thing
3:00 pm-wagged my tail my favorite thing
5:00 pm-dinner my favorite thing
7:00 pm-got to play ball my favorite thing
8:00 pm-wow watched TV with the people my favorite thing
11:00 pm-sleeping on the bed my favorite thing
cats diary-
Day 983 of Captivity
My captors taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets I must eat something in order to keep up my strength, the only thing that keeps me going is the dream of escape I attempted to disgust them by vomiting on the carpet, I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet hoping this would strike fear into their hearts...
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