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does anybody have any good flying jokes?
Old 02-06-2009, 02:42 AM   #1 (permalink)
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does anybody have any good flying jokes?
I just flew in from la and boy are my arms tired.
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The three most useless things in aviation:
1. Fuel on the ground
2. Runway behind you
3. Altitude above you

Also,
A good landing is a landing you can walk away from, but a great landing is one you can walk away from and still use the plane again.
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okay heres a good one. [[not really]]

Whats the worst thing that could happen on a plane?

9/11.
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