Zerox Ferox

You have to answer with an original Bawdy Limerick, most thumbs up after 1 day gets BA

Here's mine.

A Circus performer, called Nick,
had a very peculiar P**ck
His member, when hard,
measured almost a yard,
But was only a half an inch thick!

MO LE VOLENT

A little girl called Moley
went to the dentist for molar extraction
she did not see the attraction
when the blood she swallowed
from her hollowed out hollow
tasted not unlike the toilet bowley