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Do you think you will find this wee Scottish joke interesting?
A young man was at a party in Scotland fully dressed in his native kilt, every male there was. He had been dancing with several young ladies, but none of them had really interested him. But, there was one girl who he had noticed that he wanted in the worst way. He was shy however and did not have the nerve to ask. Just as the last song was coming on Jill, the girl he fancied, came over and asked him, "Would you like to dance with me?"
Thoroughly pleased the young man responded, "Aye, how could you tell?"
She responded, "By the gleam in your eye."
After they danced the last dance Jill asked him, "Would you like to walk me home?"
The boy was so pleased he eagerly responded, "Aye, how could you tell?"
She responded, "By the gleam in your eye."
When they reached the girls house she calmly asked him, "Would you like to come in and sleep with me?"
He was so excited, he really was curious this time, "Was it the gleam in my eye?"
Jill responded, "No the wee tilt in your kilt."
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