hannahboo

two flies on a piece of shit, one farted and the other one shouted"do you mind, im eating my dinner!!!


paddy goes into a pub and orders 3 pints of guiness, and starts to take a sip out of each one at a time until eventually all 3 pints are gone, then he orders another 3 pints and starts sipping each one, one at a time again, then the landlord looking puzzled says"paddy why are you drinking those pints like that ? wouldnt it be better to just drink one straight down then the other then the third? paddy says" not really, because what it is i have two brothers who have emmigrated, one is in australia and the other one is in america, and when we parted company we made an agreement that if we went into a bar we would each have a drink for each other!!! so anyway this carried on for weeks until one night paddy walks in and only ordered 2 pints of guiness and sits down in the corner, the landlord comes over and says " paddy i noticed you only ordered two pints , im really sorry of your loss has one of your brothers passed away? is it the one in australia or the one in america? paddy replies" no! they are both fine , its me, ive given up drinking!!!!!!!