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A Jew, a Hindu, and an atheist are driving at night when they run out of gas. They walk to a farmhouse for the night. The farmer says that two of them can sleep in the bedroom while one has to sleep in the barn. So the Jew stands up and says, "I will sleep in the barn". So the Jew goes down to the barn. A few minutes later the door is kicked open and in walks the Jew who says, "There is a pig in the barn, my religion does not allow me to sleep with a pig." So the Hindu stands up and says "I have no problem with pigs so I will go to the barn." So the Hindu goes to the barn. A few minutes later the door is kicked open and in walks the Hindu who says, "There is a cow in the barn, it is against my religion to sleep with a cow." So the atheist gets up and says "I'm a soulless bastard atheist who has no problem with pigs or cows, so I will go sleep in the barn." So the atheist goes down to the barn. A few minutes later the door is kicked open and in walks the pig and the cow.
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