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Do you appreciate God's sense of humor?
Old 03-31-2008, 09:31 AM   #1 (permalink)
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I wonder if God is laughing at human behavior.Because to Him, we must look like the Keystone Kops trying to figure out all His clues. For example: God gave us science. And by using the scientific method, we get good things that benefit Christians (and other heathen) like medicine.But by using the scientific method, it also proves that the earth is older than the bible says it is.But that's just a trick!See, when the scientific method can help humans discover medicine, then science is not a trick.But when the scientific method helps humans discover other things, like how old the earth is, then science IS a trick.If i were God, I'd be laughing at how confused everyone is with the conflicting data and ways of solving problems. --That's just proof that God doesn't want us to take anything seriously. I think to love God, you've got to laugh with Him!And enjoy His sense of humor. Don't you?christy: "But theres all these scientific arguments that I believe God created, to test our faith. "Christy, you poor girl. I truly feel compassion for your confusion. It must be tough living in a mind that can't comprehend it's own surroundings.
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Old 03-31-2008, 09:33 AM   #2 (permalink)
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We have met the platypus and he is us.
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We are certainly laughable. But that doesn't mean that He doesn't love us any less than He does!
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Christians (and other heathens). LOL
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yeah like when he said "Kill your son...just kidding"
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I thought it was particularly funny when he supposedly murdered the first born of all the Egyptians, rather than just showering up and saying.. "Hey, dude is right... let him go."The funniest of Gods creations bar none though,, has got to be the Religious Fundamentalist... Capable of such feats of humor as the total suspension of reality and evidence, in order to maintain belief in a book, several millenia from the New York Times best seller list.. (No you won;t find it on there, despite what you may have heard...)
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Old 03-31-2008, 09:44 AM   #7 (permalink)
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There is no need to capitalise a pronoun. It doesn't make it any more special.You really are insane.
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I think Gods biggest joke is where he put the penis and the vagina. It must be the most awkward bloody place you can imagine. Why couldn't it be a finger for the male and an ear for the female? You could have sex while chatting to the vicar. What fun.
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He's the Howard Stern of deities. A crass, brash, cruel as*hole.
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I mean seriously, God has to have a sense of humour if he created platypuses.
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