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do u like these?
1.What's brown and greasy and stays on the top of a tower?
lunchbag of Notre Dame.
2.What's a cat's favourite nursery rhyme?
'three blind mice'
3.What do misers do when it is very cold?
they sit around a candle.
What do misers do when it is very very cold?
they light it.
4.Little Audrey went to the museum with her father.She saw a wall full of paintings,and on the top of the wall was written "Art objects".she asked her father,"If art objects,why are the museum staff putting these on display?(something worth thinking huh?)
5.An old lady who lived on the third floor of a boardinghouse,broke her leg.As the doctor put a cast on it,he warned her not to climb the stairs.Several months later,the doctor took off the cast.
"Can I climb the stairs now?"asked the old lady.
"yes''
"thank goodness!I'm sick and tired of shinnying up and down that drainpipe!"
6.Did you hear about the 2 stupid bear hunters?
when they came to a sign that said "BEAR LEFT",they went home.
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