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did you hear about the Derby County fan?
a derby county fan was out walking his dog when he saw an old jug lying in the grass. he picked it up and rubbed it on his sleeve to inspect it more closely. all of a sudden a genie appeared and said 'i can grant you one wish o master'.
derby fan says 'make my dog win best of show at crufts'. genie replies 'but its old, lame, flea-ridden, smelly and has a bit of its ear missing! you'll have to come up with something more realistic'.
derby fan thinks for a second and says 'ok then, make derby county win their first five matches next season'. genie replies 'i'll tell you what, lets have another look at your dog!'.
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