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The Other Guy's Meal
A man has been visiting Cuba for a week. He's leaving the next day and still hasn't tried much of the local food, so he goes to a restaurant and sits down to order. He notices the guy next to him eating a delicious-looking meal.
Calling over the waiter he asks for the same meal as that man, but the waiter informs him that there's none left. He asks him what it is and the waiter replies, "Those are the testicles of the bull that lost the fight earlier in the day, if you come back tomorrow we'll save the dish for you."
So the man extends his trip for another day and goes back the following afternoon and the waiter has his food prepared for him. He eats the meal and calls the waiter over. "That meal was delicious; the only thing is, it seems to be a lot smaller than the meal the other man at yesterday."
"Ah, well, I'm sorry sir, but sometimes the bull wins."
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