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Old 12-23-2008, 09:30 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Ok, these are my guesses...
1. A novel is what younger kids would call a chapter book, and a book is just any book, fiction or non fiction
2. I would say 85
3. Probably
4. No, it is strictly on the top of the earth
5. Yes
6. Well, I don't believe in evolution
7. It might need outside air to dry it
8. I don't think so, maybe that's why they waddle and don't walk
9. Because it is no longer set
10. There is a difference between standing in front of and running through
11. Because she was trying to scam everyone
12. Maybe reference section
13. he was a new generation of sponge
14. English is a strange language

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Old 12-23-2008, 09:30 PM   #2 (permalink)
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1. i think a novel is just a fancier way of saying book
2. i would say when you need help to go pee
3. yea they have to
4. i would think so, what if they discover gold underneath
5. medium pocket??
6. to make ugly people feel better lol
7. idk
8. nope
9. idk
10. hahah
11. cause she was on dope
12. i would think bible has its own section
13. duh!!! genetics
14. the people who made those rules were trying to mess wit our heads
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Couple of questions i always wanted to know?
Old 12-23-2008, 09:30 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Couple of questions i always wanted to know?

1. What's the difference between a novel and a book?
2. How old are you before it can be said you died of old age?
3. If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?
4. If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?
5. If you have a cold hot pocket, is it just a pocket?
6. If humans evolved from monkey's/apes, why are they still here?
7. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
8. Do penguins have knees?
9. Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on?
10. How come people tell you not to stand in front of an emergency exit when if there was an emergency surely you would run through it?
11. Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway?
12. In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section?
13. Why are both of Spongebob's parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge?
14. why do we drive on the parkway and park on the driveway?
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Old 12-23-2008, 09:31 PM   #4 (permalink)
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3. Yes, the do still show the movie.
#7. The glue on the inside of the bottle isn't dried, it's wet. Glue sticks to things when it dries. As long as you keep the bottle closed, it won't stick.
#8. Penguins do not have knees.
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Old 12-23-2008, 09:31 PM   #5 (permalink)
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1. A book is something that holds a story, in form of a novel, short stories, poems, or whatever. It is something materialistic. If you found some form of epic online, it would not be a book, it would be for instance a novel online. A novel, however, is the story itself. It can be on an audiobook too, so it wouldn't be a book anymore. That make sense?
2. Dying of old age means that you die of the illnesses that come with old age. It's basically when your body can no longer do certain processes because you don't have enough energy. Because with old age certain levels in your body, like energy or cholesterol, change, meaning certain processes don't work as well, and in the end you may die from it.
3. I doubt it, waste of energy.
4. Yes, theoretically, but you always ave to think about the fact that the lower you go, the lower the relative circumfrence at that point, meaning you get like a sector thing or whatever it's called. But theoretically, I suppose yes, but nobody is actually gonna use it.
5. No, it's a cold hot pocket. It's like a half of a doublehouse (you know the two houses next to each other and they're joined in the middle) is not just a house, it's a double house half. It changes the context of it so yeah.
6. Because only a certain amount of the apes evolves, I guess, and the rest stayed. Evolution/adaptation is a weird thing.
7. Because glue dries with oxygen, and then becomes hard and makes it stick, but under the cap there isn't any oxygen and so it can't dry.
8. HAHAHAHA that's actually a funny one - I doubt it.
9. I don't get the English language sometimes either. But I guess the expression of something "going off" is that something starts to do something, if that makes any sense. Don't really know how to explain it.
10. Well yeah but they slam open the door and all these people come running towards you, and generally the emergency exits should not be obstructed.
11. She took all of them and then sells them. Such a byotch.
12. It depends... I think fiction, especially the children's bibles and stuff like that, but it might be in the history section too.
13. Because it's just a comic?
14. Go to number 9 - I don't get it either.

Why is it called Construction and Destruction, and they're opposites? Aren't both "con" and "de" negatives? So shouldn't it be like, deconstruction? Or something?
Hahahaha.
Star for you.
And that took me forever to type out.
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Dont these really make you think?? Enjoyed reading them
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1. Novel is continued books
2.About 60 or 70 and up
3. Probably not, so they can play something else
4.Yes they can go to the center, as long as its not apart of a community
5. Its called "hot" pocket cuz its spicy/hot
6. they dont develop entirely into us
7.there is no air or harden it
8. No, they waddle
9. They say go "off" because its a way of saying on in different matter
10. because if there is an emergency then you dont want to get ran over... (i guessed...?)
11. They are SPECIAL shells (lolzz)
12. Depends on the religious owner/manager
13. Born that way
14.Because you'll eventually park/ because you drive in and out, on and off the driveway
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