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Old 02-16-2008, 12:00 AM   #1 (permalink)
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corny riddle!!?

A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bustrip that would last a week. Before he left he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?
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Old 02-16-2008, 12:00 AM   #2 (permalink)
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an apple a day to keep the doctor away!!!
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An apple a day to keep his rival away.
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so she could eat one apple on each day to think of him while he is away
and on the seveth-day he would show up himself as that missing apple on that seventh day ...

and that gives no chance for the doc ....lol
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so she could eat one apple on each day to think of him while he is away
and on the seveth-day he would show up himself as that missing apple on that seventh day ...

and that gives no chance for the doc ....lol
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so she could eat one apple on each day to think of him while he is away
and on the seveth-day he would show up himself as that missing apple on that seventh day ...

and that gives no chance for the doc ....lol
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