Wacko Jacko

Once Bill Clinton visited a elementary school to talk to a group of 3rd graders. He said to them, "Today we are going to discuss the difference between a tragedy, a great loss and an accident". Then he said, "Can anyone give me an example of a tragedy?" A little boy raises his hand and says, "If a kid runs out in the street after a ball and gets hit by a car." Clinton says, "No, that would be an accident. Can anyone else try?" A little girl raises her hand and says, "If a busload of kids drove off a cliff." Clinton says, "No, that would be a great loss. Come on, anyone else?" A boy raises his hand and says and says, "If you and Mrs. Clinton was on a plane and it blew up." Then Clinton says, "Well, Yes, but can you tell me why it would be considered a tragedy?" And the little boy says, "Well, it wouldn't have been an accident, and it sure as heck wouldn't have been a great loss."
Protest signs parading in front of the White House

"If the cigar fits, you can't aquit."
"The Monica Lamp is lit. Smoke 'em if you got 'em."
"If Monica blew, no more of you."
"No legal controlling sexual relationship."
"Ho, Ho, He must go!" -- Until he comes.
"He came here. He came there. He even came in her hair."
"Monica didn't shallow all the evidence."
"Boxers or shorts? What is warming his ankles?" -- Don't blame me. Boxer isn't my Senator. I didn't vote for the ... or the first lady either.
"Come clean!" -- That reminds me. Did you hear this one: James Carville - the charismatic love child of Danny DeVito and Mr. Clean?
"Remove the stain from the Oval Office." -- It's really getting sticky and I don't won't to step in it.
"Private. Smy-vate. Take it back to Arkansas."
"One small cigar for Monica. One giant cigar for impeachment." -- If I wasn't feeling my age I'd check out her Tipperillo's.
"Your lips are moving!"
"Let them eat my cupcake." - Imagine a birthday cake with 52 lit cigars.
"Hey, hey, DNA. How many dresses did you stain today."
"Close but no cigar!" -- This is the new password for the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy. Pass it on.
"I didn't have sexual relations with that woman. .... or that woman. .. or that woman. ... or that one over there either."