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Cheating is not an option here?
Old 04-12-2008, 05:35 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Cheating is not an option here?

A Good Short Story, if you have a little time, read it.

Once upon a time, and far-far away, lived a beautiful Queen with very voluptuous breasts. Nick the Dragon Slayer was crazy with desire to suck on them but knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to touch them.


Nick was going out of his mind with desire and ultimately revealed his secret desire to his colleague the Royal Psychiatrist, Horatio, who was the King's head-doctor. Horatio the Psychiatrist, exclaimed that the simplest cure would be to let Nick have his way with the Queen's tits and said that he could arrange for Nick the Dragon Slayer to satisfy his desire, but it would cost Nick 10,000 gold coins to satisfy his lust and also save his neck from being chopped off.

Without any hesitation, Nick the Dragon Slayer readily agreed to the proposal and said that he would pay when it was done and he had his satisfaction.

The next day, Horatio the Psychiatrist made a batch of itching powder and poured a little bit into the Queen's bra while she bathed. Soon after the Queen dressed, the itching commenced and soon it grew very intense.

None of the doctors who were summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident were able to do anything to relieve the Queen's distress.
Finally Horatio the Psychiatrist was consulted also and he informed the King and the Queen that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure
this type of itch, and that that only the saliva of Nick the Dragon Slayer, who had once been bitten by a dragon, would work as the antidote to cure the itch.

The King quickly summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer. Horatio the Psychiatrist then slipped Nick the Dragon Slayer the antidote for the itching powder, which Nick quickly put into his mouth, and for the next four hours, Nick worked passionately on the Queen's voluptuous and magnificent breasts. He licked them, sucked on them and paid special
attention to the Queen's lovely nipples. The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and she was also very satisfied by the nice way in which Nick the Dragon Slayer had sucked her nipples. Nick the Dragon
Slayer also left satisfied and he was touted as a big hero.

Upon returning to his chamber, Nick the Dragon Slayer found Horatio the Psychiatrist demanding his payment of 10,000 gold coins. With his obsession now satisfied, Nick the Dragon Slayer couldn't have cared less and, knowing that Horatio the Psychiatrist could never dare report this matter to the King, because then the King would have his head chopped off, so,
with a laugh Nick just told Horatio the Psychiatrist to get lost.

Horatio the Psychiatrist was really pissed off at this turn of events!

The next day, Horatio the Psychiatrist slipped a massive dose of the same itching powder into the King's underwear. The King's Royal "jewels" started to itch like crazy so the King immediately summoned
Nick the Dragon Slayer... who did not even have the antidote in his mouth!!

>The moral of the story:
Always pay your freaking psychiatric bills and don't ever try to play tricks on your psychiatrist!!!
Read it, its really worth.

btw, there is another moral of this story; never blindly trust your doctor ))
And don't be offended, its for the sake of fun only.
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