One day Harold came home early from a conference. To his surprise, when he entered his wife’s bedroom, she was lying in there, naked and wide awake. ”...Honey?” he asked, confused. “What?” she asked innocently. “Why are you naked?” “Oh…I couldn’t find anything _good_to wear.” “Don’t be silly.” Harold said. He threw open the closet and inspected the choices. “Let’s see…you have a green dress…you have a red dress…you have a purple dress…oh, hi Howard…you have a yellow dress…”

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