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which came first the chicken or the egg?avaniceday?
a chicken farmer goes into a bar and sits down next to a woman and orders champagne,
the woman says "what a coincidence,i have just ordered champagne too!"
"what a coincidence"says the farmer"this is a special day for me and i am celebrating!"
"what a coincidence"says the woman"i am celebrating too!"
"what a coincidence"says the farmer "what are you celebrating?"as they clink glasses.
"my husband and i have been trying to have a child and today my Doctor told me i am pregnant!"
"what a coincidence "says the farmer"all my chickens were infertile and today they are all laying fertilised eggs!"
"thats great"says the woman"how did your chickens become fertile?"
"i used a different C*CK!"said the farmer,
and the woman smiled and said"what a coincidence!!"
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