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Blonde jokes?
Q: Why do men like blonde jokes??
A: Because they can understand them.
Q: Why do blondes drive BMWs?
A: Because they can spell it.
Q: Why don't blondes double recipes?
A: The oven doesn't go to 700 degrees.
Q: If a blonde and a brunette are tossed off a building, who
hits the ground first?
A: The brunette. The blonde has to stop to ask for directions.
Q: What do you call a skeleton in the closet with blonde hair?
A: Last years hide and go seek winner.
Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes?
A: A whine cellar.
Q: What do you call five blondes at the bottom of the pool?
A: Air bubbles.
Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?
A: A dope ring.
Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher
learning?
A: A visitor.
Q: What does a blonde owl say?
A: What, what?
Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
A: To see what was on the other side.
Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?
A: In case she locks the keys in her car.
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