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Blonde Joke.......sea burial?
A sea faring father made his two blonde daughters promise that when he died they had to bury him at sea. So the day eventually arrived when he did pass away and so the two daughters put their father's body into a boat and started rowing out to sea. A little way out one says to the other "let me jump out and see if it's deep enough here" so out she jumped but the water only came to her knees so jumping back into the boat they kept rowing eventually stopping again to check the deapth, she jumps out again but the water was only up to her chest, so back into the boat she goes and they keep rowing. Finally she says "let my try here and check the deapth " in she dives and disappears for a long time and the other blonde is getting quite worried when finally the other blonde comes up gasping for air and says " Ok, it's deep enough here , give me the shovel"
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