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Blonde Joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?
Old 09-03-2008, 07:22 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Blonde Joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?

A blonde female police officer pulls over a blonde in a convertible sports car for speeding.

She walks up to the car and asks the blond for her driver's license.

The blonde convertible driver searches through her purse in vain.

Finally she asks, "What does it look like?"

The blonde police officer tells her, "It's that thing with your picture on it."

The blonde driver searches for a few more seconds, pulls out her compact, opens it and sure enough sees herself.

She hands the compact to the blonde cop.

After a few seconds looking at the compact, the blonde cop rolls her eyes, hands the compact back to the blonde convertible driver and says.........

"If you would have told me you were a police officer when I first pulled you over we could have avoided this whole thing."
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Old 09-03-2008, 07:22 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Ha ha........love it.......x
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Old 09-03-2008, 07:23 PM   #3 (permalink)
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* tee hee
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Old 09-03-2008, 07:23 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Hee hee....Very cute!
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Old 09-03-2008, 07:23 PM   #5 (permalink)
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haha you are NUTS
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Old 09-03-2008, 07:23 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Hee Ha ha Ha !!!
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Old 09-03-2008, 07:24 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Very good, i'll star this one so my blond friend can see it.
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Old 09-03-2008, 07:24 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Tsk, Tsk, Tsk, you made me snort, that's not sexy...

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lol

thanks Steve I needed that
like really Bad =))
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