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i was in america and had 2 friends that lived opposite eachother. i was at one of there houses with some more friends. the friend whos house i was at foned the friend acros the street, and he said he had just ordered a pizza and he was gonna come over after that.
so i phoned back and said 'hi this is robert from blah blah pizza, im afraid our delivery driver got in an accident on blah blah road, and your pizza is going to be 3 and a half hours late, but we can offer you 10% discount' in a cheesy american voice. he got all confused n put his dad on the phone, i said the same thing, he must of stood there scratching his ass confused, then after 5 mins he said he wanted to cancel the pizza lol.
so they ordered another pizza from another company, as we all watched the first pizza be delivered from across the street lol they couldtn believe it. the goon came running over to my friends house, saying that the guy on the phone said the delivery driver died, and he said, that he said 'i dont give a fuck wheres my fucking pizza' but really i said he was slightly injured, and he was very sympathetic about it. he also said the next day that he saw the accident in the newspaper haha he still doesnt know
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