hannahboo

an englishman , scotishman, and irishman wre all working on a roof, when it came to lunchtime, the englishman opens his lunchbox and says"i dont believe it bloody cheese sandwiches again, i cant take no more cheese sandwiches, and he jumps off the roof, the scotishman opens up his lunchbox and says"i dont nee bloody believe it "f**kin haggis sandwiches again i cannee take no more haggis fu*k*n sandwiches anymore" then he too jumps off the roof, so then the irishman opens his lunchbox and says"christ bey jesus i got b**t*rd sausage sandwiches again, i cant take this anymore, and he jumps off the roof. so at the funeral all their wives are talkin to each other and the englishmans wife says"it didnt have to come to this, if he didnt like cheese sandwiches he only had to say, and i would have done him something else" then the scotsmans wife says"i cant believe my husband done this either, he should have told me he was sick of the haggis, i could have changed things" then the irishmans wife said" i cant believe whats happened, theres one thing thats troubling me" so the englishman and scotsmans wives said "whats that then?" to which the irishmans wife replied, "paddy always made his own sandwiches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!