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Old 04-27-2008, 06:16 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Anybody have any hilarious jokes?

It's late and I need a good laugh! Best joke[s] get[s] 10 points!
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Old 04-27-2008, 06:28 AM   #2 (permalink)
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A lawer and a Blonde were seated next to eachother on a long flight, they were very bored. The Lawer looked over to the blonde and says, lets play a game, a money game. The blonde says "I'm kindof tired,I think I'll go to sleep" but the lawer still wanted to play," we'll make it easy for you, " She looks over and says,"Fine, how do we play"
"Well, I'll ask you a question, if you get it right, you get another question, but if you get it wrong, you have to pay me five dollars, Then you ask me a question, if I get it right, you ask me another one, but If I get it wrong, I'll give you 500 dollars!"
This really got the blondes attention."OK! Lets play"
The lawer asks the first question"Ok, who was the first man to land on the moon"
The blonde answered "Was it armstrong?"
Lawer"nope, pay up"
So the blonde pays him five dollars and thinks for a moment.
"Ok, here it is. What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with one?"
"Wow, thats a hard one. Gimme a second." During this second which acctually lasts about an hour, the blonde falls asleep and the lawer tries his hardest to find the answer , but no luck. He wakes up the blonde and says"Heres the money, you win. I have no idea what it is. Since I paid you, what is the answer." Without saying a word, the blonde reaches into her purse and hands him 5 dollars, and goes back to sleep.
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Old 04-27-2008, 06:28 AM   #3 (permalink)
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the funniest one I know is how people fill up "Jokes & Riddles" asking for jokes & riddles, instead of reading the jokes & riddles!
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Old 04-27-2008, 07:05 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Does this make you laugh,,,, It's the spring, and the baby bear
comes out of his cave. His knees are wobbling, he's a wreck. He's skin and bones, with
big circles under his eyes. His mother says, "Junior! Did you hibernate all winter like
you were supposed to?"

He says, "Hibernate? Schitt! I thought you said m@sturbate!"
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