triscuit1098

I need to know any funny Christian jokes, however I don't want any insulting Christianity. Feel free to put more than one. I need a lot. They need to be very funny though. Thank you! Merry Christmas & Happy Holidays!

goatse9001

Two priests died at the same time and met Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter said, "I'd like to get you guys in now, but our computer is down. You'll have to go back to Earth for about a week, but you can't go back as priests. So what else would you like to be?"