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Old 11-15-2008, 09:24 PM   #1 (permalink)
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answers these riddles ?

One day after dinner, my uncle sat me down and began to tell me a tall tale. It seemed that there was once a minister who often fell asleep during Sunday services. One such Sunday, he nodded off and dreamt that he was in the middle of the French Revolution. In this dream he was one of the revolutionaries awaiting execution. His head was placed in the guillotine, and the blade was dropped. But just as it was about to hit, the minister's wife, noticing that he was asleep, stuck him in the back of the neck with a sewing needle to awaken him. The minister was so startled by this, he jolted awake and promptly died of a heart attack. So I ask you, was my uncle telling me the truth, or was he lying?

In a large western city, 80% of the phone numbers are listed, 20% of the phone numbers are businesses, and 20% of the phone numbers start with the numeral "2". If you were to take a random sample of 1000 phone numbers from the city's phone book, how many numbers would you expect to be unlisted, non-business phone numbers that start with a numeral other than "2"?


How many birth days does the average person have?



How many bricks does it take to complete a building made entirely of bricks?


Imagine a duck in a glass bottle. The neck of the bottle is too small to allow the duck through. The bottle is perfectly formed and has no trick bottoms or other openings. How do you get the duck out of the bottle without damaging either the duck or the bottle?
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Old 11-15-2008, 09:24 PM   #2 (permalink)
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1.how do they know what he was dreaming about?also was he a cathilic minister?if yes then i think they cant be married.
2.if they are in a phonebook doesnt that make them listed?so you coulndt get unlisted numbers.
3. 1
4. umm no idea
5.you imagine the duck is out of the bottle:P
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Old 11-15-2008, 09:24 PM   #3 (permalink)
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the first yess he was telling the truth you can die like that

second is atleast 500 numbers would be unlisted and not with a number 2

3. birth days are just how many years and i think the answer is like 70-80

4.how big is the building

5.hehehehehe imagine the duck out of the bottle duh ehehehe thats funny
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Old 11-15-2008, 09:24 PM   #4 (permalink)
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-Lying how'd he know what the guy was dreaming
-none they wouldn't be listed if they were unlisted
-one, the day they were
-it takes 1 brick to COMPLETE it
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Old 11-15-2008, 09:24 PM   #5 (permalink)
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your uncle was lying(how could anyone know what he dreamt of if he died immediately?)

none(telephone books doesn't contain unlisted numbers)

only one(the rests are only celebrations or anneversaries)

only one(to complete, just the completing brick is needed)

just imagine the duck out of the bottle(it's not like the duck is really in the bottle or something)
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Old 11-15-2008, 09:26 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Ok, can do half of it. (Had this question at infants' school and remember the answer as I got it wrong then). It is not a true story, as how could anyone know the man's dream if he died on awakening!

Too lazy to work out the telephone question so pass'

You have only one birth - ergo one birth day.

One brick to complete.

No idea if you can get the duck out.

OK everyone. Now answer them all and show me up lol
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Old 11-15-2008, 09:28 PM   #7 (permalink)
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shit!!! i knew the answer but az already answered it...next time...
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Old 11-15-2008, 09:35 PM   #8 (permalink)
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1. He was lying. Nobody can know what he was dreaming... Also it's a "tale".
2. There are no unlisted numbers in a telephone book.
3. One birthday. Several days on which we celebrate it.
4. It takes one brick to complete it.
5. You imagine it out of the bottle.
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