Conan

called Queensland,?
which is very hot, humid and the pubs are rough.


This pommie bloke is traveling through Queensland by bicycle and is caught in a tropical storm.

He sees a sign, which says there is a pub 18 miles up the road. So he rides his bike to the pub and when he finally gets
there his appearance resembles that of a drowned rat.

The locals hardly even look up from their beers as he walks in, dripping wet, and heads up to the bar and orders a scotch.
The barman gives him the worst scotch he has ever tasted but the pommie drinks it and asks the barman where the toilet is. The barman tells him it is outside.

So he trudges outside in the rain and all he can see is two big piles of crap, one much bigger than the other. So the pommie walks over to the smaller pile, relieved that someone had the sense to start a new pile since the larger one was unmanageable.

He has his pants around his ankles and is in the process of relieving himself when a gunshot rings out and a bullet smacks into the heap just beside his head.

Well the poor pommie turns around, in a somewhat vulnerable position, and sees this huge Aussie guy standing at the door of the pub with his still smoking gun in his hand.

"What.. What is going on?" Stammers the poor pommie.

The huge Aussie responds, "Get the hell out of the Ladies you dirty bastard."


some will remember it from a few lives back ...pommie = englishman