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Alright, enough blonde jokes. Try this one?
A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and asks the bartender for a shot of whiskey. The bartender gives him one, and watches the guy down it, turn to a lady two stools away, grab his throat, and start making gagging noises. He giggles a little, turns back to the bartender, and asks for another shot. The bartender gives him another, and watches the guy down it, turn to the lady again, grab his throat, and make gagging noises again. He laughs again, and turns once more to the bartender. He asks for another shot. The bartender is a little apprehensive this time, but gives him another drink. The guy drinks it in one gulp, turns to the lady again, and starts the whole thing again. He laughs as he turns back to the bar, and asks for another shot. The bartender says, "OK, buddy. What's the deal with the lady, there?" The guy looks at her, and says, "Oh, that's nothing, man! She lives two doors away from me. Her husband hung himself last week, and I'm teasing her!"
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