serpentkingd

- The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

- The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an idiot.

- The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

- The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

- The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.

- The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

- The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your behind kicked.

- The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead/knees.

- The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

- The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.

- The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

Taeya

I used to be guilty of this: "The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning."

But now "The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not." proves that I have the bitchiest mouth when I'm high.

Cheers!

alpha

I know you meant this as a joke but it is absolutely true,,lol

Sarah K

a warning, a joke, just for laughs, whatever, but its great...cracked, wicked cool