Thread: Yyo mamma jokes?

Yo mama so fat that when she step on the scale it says "To be continued..."

Yo mamma's so old, she owes Jesus a quarter!

yo mama so stupid, she got locked into a grocery store and starved

Yo mama is so funky, a skunk has a better scent than her.
Yo mama has so many corns on her toes, she needs to remove them with a saw.
Yo mama's tongue is so long, she can lay it down as a door mat.
Yo mama screamed so loud, the neighbors thought that a police car was alarming in her house.
Yo mama is so dumb, she put an 8 track in her VCR.
Yo mama's hips are so wide, she can serve two dinner trays on each side.
Yo mama's nails are soo long, she can scoop her ice cream with them.

Yo mama's so skinny, Barbie's body weighs more than hers.
Yo mama's so dumb, when time changes she goes out and buys another clock and watch.
Yo mama's so dumb, she thinks that if she bathes in clorox her skin will become lighter.

Yo momma's so poor she got married just for the rice.

(at some traditional weddings they throw rice...)

yo mamma so short u can see here fet on her driver licens

ur mamma so only it says expird on her birthsertifiket

ur mammas so old she sat behide jesus in the 2 seconde grade.

ur mammas so ugly the doctor slapped her parents

ur mammas so ugly wene she walks into the bank they have to turn off the camras

ur mammas so fat her shawdo weights athousand pounds

ur mammas belly butten doesnt have lint i has sweaters.

hope this helps

yo mama is so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale

yo mama is like the brooklyn zoo.. smelly, hairy, and free to the public on wednesdays

yo mama' s so stupid when she was filling out a form..it asked her for hur sex and she wrote...mon,tues fri. and sometimes thurs.

Yo mama so fat when i ran around her once i lost 30 pounds. Yo mama so stupid she climed a glass wall just to see wat's on the other side.Yo mama so stupid when i waz walking down the street she was in the garbage and i asked wacha doin and she said im shoppin at walmart.Yo mama so so fat she is the cause of world hunger. Yo mama so fat that when she did a backflip she brought jesus back to earth.Yo mama so stupid when she looked in the mirror she said Michel jakson stop u might break the mirror.yo mama so fat it took her 60 years to walk around her house.Yo mama so fat that she is the cause of global warming when she farts.

yo mamma jokes are stupid.