Some funny response to Poke on Facebook?

I need some funny and interesting responses to Poke on facebook...

So the thing is: one girl, my facebook friend, (I'm a guy), poked me on facebook, and I want to write some very funny response regarding that poke on her Wall... just to make her smile ;)

Tnx! ;)
Niko

you could say

THATS MY ANUS.(SQUISH)

I'm not dumb but I can't understand why you walk like a woman but talk like a man

:)

you poke me anymore its going to start tickling
poke me anymore and ill have to turn you in for sexual assault lol
you keep poking me and i might have to call it rape

didnt ur mommy say not to poke strangers on facebook

Anyone pokes me again, i'm ringing the police